Keep Calm and Conjure a Patronus Charm

( Bingo )

The average is the borderline that keeps mere men in their place.
Those who step over the line are heroes by the very act. ( Go. )

[Warded to all Displaced Wizards]

This...probably might not be the best idea for me to do, all things considered. Because I know there are a lot of you who don't trust me, who don't believe I am who I say I am or that I did what I said I was able to do.

I want to find Luna. I do, but I also want to make sure that this doesn't happen to anyone else, and I can...basically by making just about any shield or warding charm unbreakable. I can't explain how I can do it and it has to be me that does it and that's...it. So if you want, I can help you. If not...I guess I won't, but I would need an entire building's co-operation to make this work as effectively as possible.

[Private to Sirius Black & Hermione Granger (Canon)]

I could stop this from happening again, I think. Stop anyone from getting in the building but...but who was meant to. Taking people out like...what happened to Luna.

But I don't think anyone would trust me to do it.

[Private to Canon!Luna]

Are you...Luna? Did something happen to you?

[Private to Canon!Hermione...Also Ginny]

So...I'm having Tom Riddle in for afternoon tea.

Okay. So Draco Malfoy complains about the housing and we all... have to move.

Since when do people listen to him?

[WARDED TO (ALL CANON UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED):

GINNY WEASLEY
DRACO MALFOY
SIRIUS BLACK
REMUS LUPIN
NYMPHADORA TONKS
LILY POTTER
JAMES POTTER
ALBUS DUMBLEDORE (V2)
GELLERT GRINDELWALD (V2)
More might be added retroactively later as I think of them]

....Right! So, people are talking about how there are Death Eaters here, but as of yet we don't know if they're up to anything -- or at least, we can't prove it anyway. So I've blackmailed convinced convinced isn't the right word so I'm... trying to find out who they are, and I'm going to use...I guess, Draco, to do that. So he's going to say a bunch of shite to see if it'll get their attention and see if they'll approach him or something... I mean, still. He's a prat. Have at him. But know that I am asking him to be a prat this time. Not that--I mean, not that he needed the encouragement.

and I guess... I mean. I think it's important to say that... I kind of hate him, like, a lot. But I do trust him, anyway.

[Private to Tom Riddle]

So, I've heard you're here. And a kid.

So how's that working for you?

(HEXED AGAINST LITTLE BELLATRIX, AFTER ANDROMEDA'S REQUEST)

So...are there Death Eaters here then?

As in Purist-wanks-loyal-to-half-blood-Tom-Riddle-or-as-you-might-know-him-Lord-Voldemort?

I really, really hope if you are here you're not thinking of causing any trouble, because that would just be really, really stupid.

[Warded AGAINST Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore & Ariana Dumbledore]

So...I had coffee with Gellert Grindelwald the other day to listen to what he had to say about...everything.


I don't think I've ever met a politician I've liked, actually.


I fell asleep, almost. It was bloody boring

[Aberforth Dumbledore]

Is your sister all right?

Well! I've my job placement now.

Grocery bagger.

I guess that's what happens when you don't finish school. Let that be a lesson to my future chi everyone.

[Private to (Canon) Sirius Black]

Did last night go okay?

Um.

I have a question, too.

[Private to Lily (Canon)]

Sorry I couldn't make it last night, someone...needed my help.

So apparently, some idiots some people seem to think that Sirius Black is actually guilty of murder and are asking for proof otherwise. I'd...like to have a word with them. About that. Actually.

Sirius Black was sentenced without a trial, and so as far as I'm concerned he was never convicted of a damn thing, and if you're going to accuse him of such a crime then the burden of proof falls to you--and not him.

And furthermore, the person he was supposed to have killed killed himself sort of like...six years later and I know I would have had Black exonerated with that proof alone--which, sure, there isn't any history of that here, apparently, but then there wouldn't be any history of his charges either--so anyone holding anything against him is---sort of an idiot wrong.

I'm going to pretend I don't know my mum is going out drinking because I just....can't

Happy birthday, Mum.

[Private to Draco Malfoy]

I'm sorry that I couldn't resist popping you in the face. But really, it's your face.

Anyway, I know this isn't your fault. So, there's that.

Right.